June 2011
23 posts
May 2011
47 posts
elaborateheists asked: Tumblr is stupid and doesn't let me reply to comments. But anyway.... You like Nancy Drew computer games?? So do I! I'm obsessed lol.
I just can’t seem to get the motivation to exercise. Blerg. 5 hours of Target-ing is a workout, right?
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I Will Be Thankful That I Have A Job,
and I will not complain that I’m only working 4 hours tomorrow. That’s 4 more hours I’m getting paid than if I was sitting at home watching TLC. When I leave at 5:30 tomorrow I will have made enough money to go see 3-ish movies in theaters. I like movies, therefore, I will like tomorrow.
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Spider in the Bathroom...
…stare for 24 seconds until it moves a little bit. Then back out in a slow panic, shutting the door firmly behind you (Brushing imaginary spiders off your legs is acceptable at this point). Use other bathroom to wash your hands. Pray the spider doesn’t figure out how to escape while you’re sleeping. Hope to God someone else takes care of it before you have to go in there again.
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Watchrufustfirefly:
THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN NEW YORK GETS DRUNK!
I want to go to there.
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Silicone People
Aka 97 pictures of permanent Duck Face. So unfortunate.
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My family was bored today so we went to K-mart to walk around…
I need to get out of this town.
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Get on facebook to check something before bed,
end up having a strained FBchat conversation about The Office that gets dragged on for too long. hoo-boy…
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Just spending some quality time with my NBC friends all night!
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Licking the Beater is the Best Part of Baking
And no, that’s not a euphemism for anything.
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Morning Glory
I just finished watching the movie “Morning Glory”. Overall, not a bad movie by any means. It wasn’t cinematic excellence, but it was fun…and terrifying. After spending 4 months working for and observing a small morning talk show with less-than-stellar ratings I can personally vouch for the accuracy of this movie. It was spot on with a lot of the stuff that happened....
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Just watched the finale of Survivor. The winner (who’s wife won the million 10 years ago when they were both on) not only won the million this time, but also won an extra $100,000 for being the “fan favorite”. Meanwhile in the real world I’ve got $600 to my name, a car insurance payment, a desperate need for new tires on my car, and a phone bill…and I actually thought...
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On July 29th I Will be 21...
…I just made my mom kill 2 stink bugs in my room. I feel like I’m not ready to actually be an adult.
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Conversations With My Brother
Kev: What’s your favorite TV show?
Me: I don’t know.
Kev: Come on, just pick one!
Me: Ok…I like the X-Files
Kev: Dad and I are going to the mall. We’re going to get you one of those “chest bras” with the X-files on it. *walks away like its no big deal*
That’s exactly what I need right now. A “chest bra” with the X-files on it…from my...
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Odd Happenings of My Life
Texting conversation I’m currently having with a friend I haven’t seen in over a year—
Friend: Let’s get kiwi!!
Me: I’m always game for semi-exotic fruits.
Friend: Haha, have you been there yet?
Me: Kiwi is a place? Silly me for eating them with strawberry things…
*UPDATE* Kiwi is a new froyo place. Here’s how I found out—
Friend: The new...
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NBC orders half-hour comedy starring Christina... →
judymiller:
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seasideblues:
knope-:
talking-bird:
lizayzay:
possiblebypopculture:
If you are an executive at NBC, and a pilot lands across your desk starring Christina Applegate, Will Arnett, and Maya Rudolph and penned by a Parks and Recreation writer (Emily Spivey), what would you do? Order it to series, right? Well, luckily for you— and for all of us, really— that is...
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Finals
I really couldn’t care less.
“Sometimes I pretend Tina Fey went to my high school, and she lets me hang out...”
– - Mindy Kaling (via letters-and-sodas)
Sometimes I do the same exact thing…
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Waiting for Astronaut Mike...
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That's a Wrap
So as of 4:17pm on Friday, May 6 my internship was officially over. It was seriously the best part of my semester and I wouldn’t change anything about it…which is surprising because I’m a fairly hateful person and I like to complain a lot.
My last day was really awesome. They got a cake…”TGIF and TGFI” which is “thank god it’s friday and thank god...
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Watchmichelleisfreshh:
laughterwins:
Kristen: Welcome Back Tina! I saw your book, and its great!
Tina: Thanks!! Wait…you saw it?
Kristen: Yeah, just the cover…I do not read.
Tina: I miss this place!
oh
my
god.
Kirsten wiig
and Tina
and
SNL.
this
issdfsdf
that contains like 2 of the 5 women I love.
I don’t know when I developed this acute case of ADD, but I don’t like it and I think it shoul…..oooh, bobby pins are fun! Let’s put them in my hair!
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Decongestants are the best thing ever. I can finally breathe, which means I can finally sleep! Thank God for Drugs!
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Hey School Work,
Go fuck yourself. My mind has officially checked out, so stop trying to make it come back. It’s far far away from here and it won’t fall for your threats of “bad grades” anymore. Paper to write? Who cares? Not my mind. My mind would much rather turn to mush watching gifs of cats running in circles or the opening credits of 30 Rock on repeat for the next 4 months.
That moment when your friend says "You're obsessed...
thunderboba:
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melitron:
goodgodlemon:
seahorses-of-warwickshir-abby:
pubeshirt:
purelyblissful:
Not gonna lie, this happens at least once a week.
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