How did going to the movies become the most complicated thing I’ve ever done? Seriously, small children could figure this out without their parents’ help.
I hate that feeling where you don't even know what...
Recently, two of my dear friends who are writers at our show—a straight woman...– Tina Fey, interview with Parade magazine (via judygrimes)
I have come to the conclusion that all drivers—no matter their age, gender, or vehicle model—turn into 85 year old women when driving in the rain. And I don’t just mean they start driving 10 miles below the speed limit (which they do). They physically begin to look like little old ladies. Seriously, next time its raining a significant amount, watch the drivers. They scoot forward...